in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
stop doing that and do me instead
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
always happens to me
- me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
